Obtain Hats For Glory! The Hats Themselves Are Worthless.

This week I shall be looking at a little game called "Obtain Hats for Glory!" It is essentially your average platformer with some collecting sprinkled on top. It is rather short, with only around 10 small levels and 10 hats to collect in all, although the payoff is suggested to be worth the, admittedly, mediocre gameplay.

You play as a guy named Rob. Well, he looks more like a robot to me, but the other character in the game treats him as a human, or whatever species they may be. The plot is rather meek: Rob is told by some rich-looking guy named Chapsworth that he must collect some top hats for him so that Rob can earn Riches and Glory. Well, mostly Glory, whatever "Glory" in the context of the game might be. In the end, after collecting all 10 hats, Chapsworth takes the hats Rob collects and flies away on a hot air balloon, leaving Rob cold and confused.

Hello, How Are You?

Hello there. You may call me Gram. Gram isn't my name, but it sounds cool. Anyways, I'll get you some insight. I shall be starting a blog which I will be updating weekly. Every post I will be discussing a new piece of information on the Internet, usually in the form of a game, that I might find interesting and share with you.

Now, It might sound boring, but I hope I can spread some wisdom around this unfamiliar territory we call the "Internet". It really is an interesting subject when you think about it, and that's just looking past those "funny cat videos" and "epic online games". No, I will instead be talking about the true meaning behind these little pieces and taking a psychological approach to the wide open plane of existence that is the Internet. It's a jungle out there, people. It truly is, and I hope I can examine the specimens I find out there and share my research with you.

And like that, I am off.